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Standing there,
In the rain
Waiting, watching,
Hoping to catch a glimpse

The doors open,
People stream out
I can barely see
And there he is

His black hair
His brown eyes
Smiling
Waiving at the fans

So beautiful

Like every other girl
I scream
Whats happening?
He looks my way

And smiles

At me

So beautiful

My heart beats faster.
My knees wobble

He walks over.
The crowd parts
He coming for me
He opens his mouth

And says

"I love you."

He takes me to his car
We drive off.
He stops at his house
We go inside.

So beautiful.

We sit on the couch.
He leans in.
The kiss is coming.
I can feel it.

And just as our lips meet...

I wake up.

The Fellowship of the Ring

         The ring was forged, it's purpose was evil.
         After being forgotten it was found by smeegle.
         The ring poisned smeegles mind,
         Until it was found by the most unlikely kind.

         A hobbit found it, Bilbo was his name.
         He had it for 60 years until the time came.
         Frodo, his nephew, was left with the ring.
         He had no idea of the horror it would bring.

         Frodo and Sam had to leave the Shire.
         To cast the ring into the fire.
         At the Prancing pony they met Strider a ranger.
         He offered them help, but should they trust this stranger.

          Frodo was stabbed by a dark rider.
          He must be taken to Rivendal. Said Strider.
          One or two days it must of been
          Until they met up with Arwen.
         
          Arwen was a beautiful elf.
          She was also a better rider so she would take Frodo herself.
          Arwen must of really cared
          For she said a pray for Frodo to be spared.
         
         Frodo awoke and he was in the home of the elves.
         Sam, Pipin and Merry were very happy themselves.
         A secret meeting took place many elves, dwarfs and   human were there.
         The journey would be tretorous, would they dare.

         After discussing, Frodo offered to do the task.
         He had Striders sword, Legolas's bow and Gimilis axe.
         They didnt care what danger it would bring.
         So thats how they formed the fellowship of the ring.

your my heaven on earth
your scent is like the fresh scent of the may flowers
your eyes are a portal to your soul and your un-dying love
your lip are as sweet as the candy i love so much
your hands are as soft as silk
your touch is as gentil as the soft summer breeze
that is why your my heaven on earth

Okay Orlando if your reading this don't think i'm a freak about you I just think your a really good actor. You make so many people happy because you listin to them and don't make fun. I know i don't know you, but i beleive that everyone has greatness in them, even though sometimes they don't show it.


O and I wrote part of this poem for someone else 3 years ago but some of it i just added k. Hope you like it


            The days were sad and long,
             and all my hope was gone.
            But then i heard of you,
           and all my dreams came true.
           
         Your eyes caught mine in a dance of love,
             and I know it came from above.
         But still i sand hear waiting for you,
          till the day you come to my rescue.

              You always will inspire,
           because your someone i truly admire.
            I can't wait to see your face,
          Because I'm coming to your place.

          The land of London I truly love,
         I kiss you once a kiss from above.

                "Always believe"

I sit here in the darkness
forming words
to slip from my cold lips
I try so hard to not try at all
to not really care
but all it comes down to
this reality
could it ever be me?
am I different from any of the
other
followers
who decide to follow upon desire
while my heart enflames
with passion and fire
to think I have a chance
is to leave life to hope
wish and dream
is the best
I go upon days in an endless trance
spinning in my head
thoughts forming from dread
Im desperate to know
could I be any better
than the rest
I'll try and I'll Try
until I go through my
very death
I'm not obsessed
just confused with destiny
and if it turns out
favorable
I would die
and be an angel
for you

Beyond middle earth is my love for you
my heart's desire for you is so very true

oh i wish you could just see
the beauty of the love i have for thee!
i wish you could embrace me
where ever i may be!

i don't care about distance
being with you is all that matters in this exsistence

you have stolen my heart with your bow and arrow
when i see you i feel no sorrow

would you ever love me back i do not know
but my love for you will always grow

So i'll wait for the day
when finally you will turn my way

but untill then i will dream of you every night
and dream of your eyes gleaming in the sunlight

i will love you forever more
for you have captured my eternal soul

I AM TRULY IN LOVE WITH THE ELF LEGOLAS!

Orli is the one i Love
He looks at me from above
With his eyes and his dark hair
I know he won't smell like a bear
on my celling he awaits
clouds cover him with their gates
I love orli oh so much
He is always in my clutch!

Ok, this is a parody of Summer Nights from Grease.  So I may be infringing who *knows* how many copyright laws, but hey, who cares?!  Hope you like it.  If you've forgotten how the tune goes, download the mp3 or something.  It does fit properly!

L:      Legolas
F:      Frodo
Both:  Legolas and Frodo
FOTR: The rest of the Fellowship
All:    The entire Fellowship including Legolas and Frodo

L:    This expedition had me a blast
F:    This expedition happened so fast
L:    Met this hobbit, he had a ring
F:    Met this elf, he liked to sing
Both: Kinda fun, to walk in the sun, but I don’t like the look in his eye –

FOTR: Tell me more, tell me more
         Did you handle his bow
         Tell me more, tell me more
         Because I’d like a go.

L:      He ran by me, fell on the ground
F:      He tripped me over, without a sound
L:      I saved his life, I picked him up quick
F:      He showed off, gave me a kick
Both:  Kinda fun, to walk in the sun, but I wish that he’d leave me alone –

FOTR: Tell me more, tell me more
         Did Legolas fight?
         Tell me more, tell me more
         Did the hobbit boy bite?

L:     Took him strolling under the moon
F:     Wish he’d bog off, I think he’s a loon
L:     Gazed at hundreds of beautiful flowers
F:     We were gone, for hours and hours
Both: It was swell at Rivendell, but now he’s getting on my nerves –

FOTR: Tell me more, tell me more
         But please make it short
         Tell me more, tell me more
         Can’t you both just get caught?

F:      He got friendly, seems kind of sweet
L:      He got friendly, it’s working a treat
F:      He smelt great, and ever so clean
L:      Well he was good, you know what I mean
Both: Summer heat, two species meet, and I think that he’s really quite nice

FOTR: Tell me more, tell me more
         Did you hear Leggy sing?
         Tell me more, tell me more
         Did you see Frodo’s ring?

F:    Got to Rauros, left the dear lamb –
L:    And the bastard went off with Sam
F:    Hope I see him just one more time
L:    Well he was dirty and covered in grime

Both: Elvish dreams, ripped at the seams; bu-ut; oh!
        Those Fellowship ni-iiiiiights

All:    Tell me more, tell me mo-o-o-o-o-ore!

i just kind of made this up.  i found this site and decided i would like to write a peom basically about being able to get a chance to just meet and get to know and i mean really know orlando bloom and become friends.  anyway i am not much of a poet if one at all.  i haven't written poetry for many years so bare with me.  random thought, i wonder if he reads these poems, i doubt it.  anyway . . . 

soft words of ladies spoken to a man none have met,
who is he?
what do we truly know?
what lies deep within his eyes?
would he look into mine and wonder my mysteries as i wonder his?
human:  flesh, and blood, no different than mine,
he sees the world through eyes like mine,
but yet a stranger through his fame.
a stranger to me of his true feelings, his thoughts, his life, his spoken words.
like a friend i see everyday, would i like to speak to him, to know him, to befriend him.
a wonder of our mysteries through our eyes dissolve as words of trust our spoken, if trust lies within him.
fairytales speak our dreams,
our hopes and wishes brought to life in my imagination.
reality brings fairytales if hope still thrives.

Submit your poem or song.

Gimmi your Love 10x
Oh you looks so fine
I dont wanna let go
And I cant restist your eyez

Orlando you got the best me
But i just keep on Lovin you especially
When you look at me with those nice eyes
I should have know you always where a hunk

gimmi your love 10x

I so sad to hide
when you look at me and I will not resite your love
I love you all the time

But I love everything Ob say Ob does And Ob do
And I could never leave those eyes behind
then will kick Elija to the curb if does one movie better then yours
But you should have known I'd love you from the very start

Gimmi your Love 10x

Sung by Monica

When I first saw you I already knew, there was something in side of you.
Something I thought that I would never find Angel of Mine.

I look at you looking at me, Now I know why they say the best things are free, Im gonna love you boy you are so fine, Angel of Mine.

How you changed my world you'll never know,
Im different now, it helped me grow.

You came into my life, sent from above
when I lost all hope, you showed me love
I check it for boy your right on time, Angel of mine.

Lovin you means more to me then what we share
No one in this whole world can ever compare
its just the way you move , still on my mind
Angel of Mine
What you mean to me you'll never know,deep in time
I need to show.

You came into my life, sent from above (sent from above)
When I lost all hope, boy you showed me love
I check it for ya boy your right on time
Angel of Mine. (Angel of Mine)

I never knew I could feel each moment
as if they were new.
Every breath that I take, the love that we make
I only share it with you.

When I first saw you, I already knew, there was something inside of you, something I thought that I would never find.
Angel of Mine.

You came into my life (came into my life)
sent form above (yeah)
when I lost all hope boy you showed me love (uh huh)
I check it for you boy, your right on time
Angel of mine (Angel).
   How you changed my world you'll never know
Im different now, you helped me grow!

I look at you, looking at me, now I know why they say the best things are free. Check it for ya boy your right on time.Angel of Mine

um...

shall i compare thee to a banana?
no protein do you give
but how should i know?
my brain is like a sieve.

shall i compare thee to a monkey?
cheekyness do you show
though features are the same as it's
is he ugly?
we say NO!

shall i compare thee to an elf?
ah, yes gracefull you are
true gorgeosity
and you have a lovely car

***ok.  this is funny b/c my boyfriend wrote this for me, poor guy.  he's melodramatic by nature.

what is it about orlando bloom
that makes the ladies swoon?
is it the blonde hair
that makes them stare?
must be
because i'm all alone.
is it the famous accent of england
that makes feel ladies feel tinglin'?
must be
because i'm all alone.
my girlfriend has dozens of pictures.
and i wonder
if she has one of me.
man, i really need my own website
because i'm all alone

As there's quiet on the hill
While there's love in the mills,
As the horses go riding by,
Someone has told a lie
And the elf comes to the rescue
As Legolas is safe
He finds his love ave!
And they ride to the hills together.

By Stefanie Kirkwood
11yrs old a big fan of
Legolas Greenleaf

Is This Hell?
What is it?
Life, life is hell and no one can save us.
What Do we do?
Sit back and watch

NOTE: I know that this didn't have anything on this site but who knows he might read this?

AN: This is a parody of the Spaceballs theme, so I don't really own that much okay? Spaceballs belongs to Mel Brooks.

If you're gonna see Two Towers and you've got a seat near us
Then you're gonna end up quite deaf, and your eardrums are gonna bust
Cos what we're gonna do is scream
When our Orlando comes onscreen

CHORUS:
We're the FANGIRLS!
(Watch out!)
We're the fangirls!
We're the obsessive fans¡­
(Hey, don't mess around)
With the fangirls!
Huh!

Gonna show up at the movies with some cloths we'll use as gags
We may bring so many of them we might fill up sixty bags
We're gonna yell right through Helm's Deep
We'll bash you if you fall asleep

We love ORLI!
(Uh-huh!)
We think he's hot!
And we know that he's cute
(Say what, don't mess around)
With us fangirls
Huh!

We're gonna talk about his hair
And how Legolas looks so fair
Cos

REPEAT CHORUS

Dear Orlando,
I saw you first in the Fellowship of the Ring and later on Black Hawk down, The two towers.
Orlando: You have the greatest fast hands I have ever seen.
You shoot an arrow like you had it from heart, no wonder Peter Jackson picked you for the part.
You are in my dreams for all I can see-sometimes I don't know why, or how-maybe we are suppose to be a couple.
Right now, not physically.
But, I know mentally.
That is okay-because mostly I wonder will I find my Legolas someday.
You make other woman come to you, but you'll never find a woman like me.
But I know in my heart and my mind you might or could be the one the for me.
Love you Orli.

You wear the most beautiful colors.
You wear it better than others.
The colors green and blue and yellow too,
make you look oh so cool.
You mix and match and still girls love you,
I also love you too.
You are so colorful,
it makes you look so wonderful,
no matter what colors you choose.

Repeated chorus but different words:

I sed I'm sorry Arwen
I never meant to hurt you-ooo
I never meant to stretch out ur tights
but tonight im stealing dresses from your closet.

I sed im sorry strider
I never meant to hurt you-ooo
You can Blow Boromirs Horn of Gondor
but youll never become king

I sed im sorry Galadriel
I never meant to hurt you-ooo
I never meant to take a bubble bath in your mirrored fountain
but i needed to condition my hair.

one more time

I sed Im sorry Gimli
I actually meant to hurt you-ooo
I really meant to step on your face
Cuz your just soo damn tiny

***I know the title sounds all gorey and stuff, but it really isn't. and I've given up on rhyming my poems; so I'm just one of those poets who writes with no rhyme, but all heart.***

You are the one desire throughtout all the Land
All them pine for you,
But you seek someone special's hand
You made a long ago Blood Bond with her
When you both were mere children in others' eyes

She loves you
You don't know how much
But she cannot pledge herself to anyone
Not even you

For she cannot, will not be tied down
Her spirit is uncontrolable
If you capture her,
She will drown

She will drown in a world of sadness
Nothing more, nothing less
Her spirit cannot be tamed

You are entranced by her beauty,
Bewildered by her skill
The sweet scent of Night Jasmine tantalizes you
You know you must have her,
She must be yours

But you do not understand,
Her life would be ruined,
She would crumble like sand
And you would never forgive yourself

But in a way,
She is already yours
Because of that long ago Blood Bond
You will always carry her with you wherever you go,
Wherever you wander

She is a princess,
You are a prince,
Oh, how you'd love to see her in a wedding dress

But you must not provoke it,
You never know,
Maybe she'll tame her own spirit,

And then together,
Old shall you grow

But, sweet Prince of Mirkwood,
You know the Princess,
The Scourge of Rivendell
Is a challenge for any man to conquer

So, you may admire from afar
But you can never truly have her

orlando my precious,
your mine 2 have,
mine 2 hold!!
though we are far apart,
i can feel the luv in my heart!!
we shall never part!!
        -brittanie-

I have spent six days and nights writing this poem. I have not eaten, or rested. It is very special to me. I am the ultimate Orlando fan! spam a boobalou


Elfy-Smelfy your so fine,
Your so fine you blow my mind
Hey Elfy! Hey Elfy!
You're hot! You know it!
Just shake your booty and show it!
Pointy ears, pointy and genius,
Do you have a pointy..?
From theatre student to super star,
Come on baby drive my car.
I don't think I'm ready for this Elfy
I don't think I'm ready for this Elfy
'Cause your body's too Legol-icious for me babe!
Leggy, Leggy, he's our man,
If he can't do it no one can
Up all night, trying to understand,
The one thing that keeps you from being my man:
What do you do with a drunken Elfy,
Earlie in the mornin'?
I see a face within the moon
It is the fantasterific Orlando Bloom
Come to me soon
Face within the moon
I am a whale, you hold the harpoon
I will wait at noon
Come soon, come soon
Too soon!
I have not applied my perfume
One thing will end my strife:
To be your lawfully wedded wife.
SPOON!
So with that thought, I'll say farewell,
Oh, dear love of Rivendell
I hope you are safe and well
And don't forget: I'd stalk you straight to hell.
Adieu
Sa serai mieux
Si tu vois pas ca...
A cause que c'est creepy.
Ouay.

**Note**:this is kinda sad and bad cause i don't do much poetry
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I look at your picture
And my heart melts
I know this is a feeling
That I've never felt
Your eyes
Your hair
But I know
You don't care
'Cause it takes
Two people to
Make a love
And this feeling to me is new
Though I know what
It's called
I told myself you couldn't
Love me and I bawled
I'm only 12
I need to live
And to me
Love is something you can't give
My heart hurts
With these feelings
For me this
Is a new dealing
However it's diffrent
However it's alike
This is a feeling
That I can't fight
In my heart
I know this is true
And right now i give
My heart to you
And with the day
That we might meet
I still hope you have
My heart to keep
Now I know
What I have to do
I have to tell
That I LOVE YOU!!!

Legolas, Legolas
How do you get the girls?
Legolas, Legolas
How did you ever find me?
Legolas, Legolas
Why are you so cute?
Legolas, Legolas
I'm glad you married me!
Legolas, Legolas
Do you want children?
Legolas, Legolas
Can we speak in elvish all the time?
Legolas, Legolas
You are a prince and I a princess
Legolas, Legolas
Why are you so hot?
Legolas, Legolas
Love me forever
Legolas, Legolas
son of King Thranduil
Legolas, Legolas
I am glad you married me!
Legolas, Legolas
Live with me forever!!!
Legolas, Legolas
Don't ever leave me!
Legolas, Legolas
We will rule Mirkwood forever
Legolas, Legolas
King of Mirkwood
Legolas, Legolas
married to Queen Legola Greenleaf
Legolas, Legolas
Love me FOREVER!!!!!

First off it's not finished and second off,...it feels so good to know I'm not the only one with this uncurable obsession!!Well here it goes:

   Orlando,Orlando there you are
I watch you here from afar
   If you but hear my heart's desire will you on your throne aspire?
   For like a king you are to me, the God of my divinty
  
   If only your radiance I could touch,would this be asking far too much?
   For your skin would be Heaven unto me, God of my divinty
And those eyes that pierce my soul, oh help me now I've lost control
   Lips that drive me mad with pleasure, oh this obsession can not measure
   *well i know it sux but oh well!*

Living in the left lane
The left lane for a reason
The left behind lane
The left far behind lane
Left in the dirt
Left in the dust
Left to win nothing but sand in my face
And the most disgusting defeat of any race
That I've ever been in
I can't say that I'm sorry
I like where I am
But I can't help thinking of the man
Who left me behind
In the left lane
While he was speeding
In his sports car
In the fast lane
And leaving me to be blinded by the beauty and the dust
Sitting in my Ford Escort it's "Brown Eyes or Bust"
Because I'm stranded now
Waiting for someone to pick me up
I'm just the hitchhiker on the side of the road
The one he'll drive by and think
"She looks familiar"
But the dust and grime in my face
Will hide my identity
And now my sign is so worn that it just says "or Bust"
Maybe, if he had seen the "Brown Eyes",
He would have swept me up in his arms
And kissed away my tears
And I would have embraced him with great laughter and cheers
And I would have forgotten all my fears
But no... he was moving to fast in the wrong lane
He was leaving me behind again
He always left me behind
And no matter how fast I run
No matter how loud I cry "Brown Eyes or Bust"
He never quite sees me, standing in the dust
Or he never seems to her
And I'm left again with all my fears
I have to leave it behind
Before he runs me over
In a race that he might win sooner than he wants to
The race of life
I say for this race the slower the better
But who would listen to me?
I'm a teenage girl with a fantasy
Isn't that all I am?
People see my sign and laugh
They tell me to let go
That he's obviously let go of me
And they drive away like always
But they don't know him!
And they can't say that!
It can't be!
He can't have forgotten me
Yet
Maybe someday
I'll forget him too
Maybe when another sports car picks me up
But for now
I drop my sign in the dirt
And walk on the left side of the left shoulder
Of the right lane

Jeden Tag,am morgen haben wir kummer und sorgen
und das liegt an Orli,denn wir können ihn uns nicht borgen!
Keiner will uns verstehen
Doch ist es nicht schön Orli anzusehen?
Wir würden alles dafür geben
Orlie EINMAl in den Arm zu nehmen
Doch da wir ihn nie werden sehen
wird dieses auch nie geschehen!!!!

Ein Trauer Gedicht von Casa und Fasi!!!

Orli we love you!!!!!!!!!!

sung to the Tune of "I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am"

Repeat twice, add flute & lute duet, then sing once more:

I'm Legolas the Elf, I am
Legolas the Elf I am, I am
I'm much prettier than the girl next door
(You've not ever met my kind before)
And everyone wants to be with me
Neither with a Frodo or a Sam (not Sam)
I'm an elf I am, I'm Legolas
Legolas the Elf, I am !!

Today I woke up and you were gone, the whole day wondering what I did wrong, It's like I'm falling from a mountain top, My heart keeps pounding and it won't stop.....

orlando is hott
that's the only reason i watch
lord of the rings.
it's a really bad movie,
so is the two towers,
long
boring
bad
but during those 45 seconds of the movie
that orlando actually has lines.
It is my favorite movie
even though the rest is bad.

orlando is the definition of god
gorgeous eyes and a nice bod
looks and brains what more can i ask
in his beauty i shall bask
look at his full and lucious lips
for beauty this man needs no tips
get this man to me with all haste
for anyone who dislikes him has no taste   XxX

This poem could never be named, 'cause its beauty can't be bought
Sometimes I get caught up in the game, and song dedicated to you of happy thoughts
You are genuine, unique and beautiful
Can't describe your waves, waves of powerful
Respect for your world and for all the things you are
Remarkable how you can stand steady on the ground now you're a star
But I should remind myself don't fall in too deep
in love with the stranger, who I know secretly

This song is untitled, don't ask me why
I thought I could fight it, but your beauty made me blind
this song is untitled, you've lighten my fuse
there's no way I can hide it, must suffer my doom

wow
who  is he?
could he be angel sent from above?
is he sent for me?
wow, can i keep him

Hobbits noble, kind, and sweet,
There short, cute, and have hairy feet.

Hobbits are innocent and true,
For they don't wear any shoes.

There loving and all,
But sure of this not very tall.

2-4ft is all they are,
But I don't think thats so bazaar.

Oh Legolas, Legolas
I don't want to sound selfish
But how do you say:
"Shag me rotten,"
In elvish?

i would just like to say that whoever wrote "orli rox" is a very funny person. oh, and here's a poem so this thing won't get rejected:

roses are red
voilets are blue
it's nice to know i'm not the only freak that has a really weird obsession about orlando bloom.

DISCLAIMER: I came up with this song after hearing the Androids Do It With Madonna, and yeah, Orli's name fits heaps good, so yeh it just works.

Also, it has more verses than the real song, only because i wanted to fit everyone in!

Now Elijah Wood plays Frodo
And I think he has nice eyes
But when he’s posing for the camera
You know he’s just like other guys

Now Viggo plays this guy called Strider
Also known as Aragorn
But you know he’s really old now
And he makes me wanna yawn

I’d rather do it with Orlando
He’s what a real guy’s sposed to be
Oh Orlando wont you do it with me?

Ian McKellens a good actor
The wizard Gandalf is his Part
But he’s a bit old and wrinkly
He just doesn’t win my heart

I think Hobbits are cute and cuddly
Dom and Sean and Billy too
But their feet are just a turn-off
Don’t you think they could wear shoes?

I’d rather do it with Orlando
He’s what a real guy’s sposed to be
Oh Orlando wont you do it with me?

Now Boromir was just an idiot
He made me bored so much I cried
He just didn’t compare to Legolas
I was so glad when he died

Gimli was the Son of Gloin
He was also really foul
I wish that Gimli Son of Gloin
Had covered his head with a towel

I’d Rather Do it with Orlando
He’s what a real guys sposed to be
And He’s all I’ll ever need…Orlando, do it with me

Now the last one in the Fellowship
Who’s also the most divine
He goes by the name of Legolas
Played by Orli who’s so fine!

I’d rather do it with…Ooooooooo Orlando
Oooooooooo Orlando
Oooooooooo Orlando

I’d rather do it with Orlando
He’s really got me on my knees
The only guy I'll ever need, Orlando, do it with me!

Have You ever wondered
if he reads this stuff at night
if he totally gets a kick out of it
and we can't hide it from his sight

all our stupid poems
about our stupid fan obsession
is read by one that it's written for
and we can't stop because of our terrible cumpulsion (ok that doesn't really rhyme but i'm doing the best i can)

when we write our stupid poems
with words like "cuddle" "smooch" and "smitten" (look it up)
we really must remember that, quite possibly,
he's read every word we've written

Even though
we are apart
you bring feeling
to my heart.
You bring me joy
when I am sad.
You're not like any crush
I've ever had.
You're so beautiful
you light up my life
but you also hurt me
like a knife.
My heart hurts so much
and the sad part is
I've never felt your touch.
I think I'm drowning
in a pool of love
you're like an angel
sent from above.
Here to help me
keep me warm
but I feel so cold
like a storm.
I shiver when I see you
I choke on my breath
and my face turns blue.
All I want is to feel
your arms around me
to know that you're real.
All I need is to hear
you say my name
without any fear.
It hurts to know
that I cannot have you.
I love you so much
I wish you just knew...
this love is true.

Legolas iz hot
Legolas iz fine
Legolas iz the Fellowship of 9
He has a bow long silky hair
Eyes that are dreamy,they will make u stare
He wears awesome clothes
Has a sense of style
And everyone can back off cause he iz MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I look into those brown eyes it makes me feel so warm and the times weve had Im feeling so bad because of you, ooh I love you 2. Your smile shines through its like the sunrise, 5'11 with brown eyes your smile like the sunrise.

(Note: It's depressing to a certain extent but has a light in it. You have to be a poet to find it, and I think everyone's a poet.)
I was afraid for my heart
That you'd tear it apart
And that you had for I let you
As I promised myself I wouldn't do
I had been hurt before
My heart is sore
As my hands are blistered
All those long nights
Laying awake thinking of you
Leaving me trying to muffle my sobs
And to explain the tearstains on my pillow
And the sickness in the pit of my stomach
But after a dark tunnel there is always light
Unless it is night
And it is night to me without you by my side
I am nothing
But a soiled rag
Useless
My broken pride
Leaves me to die
For there is nothing left to live for
Not without you
I am trying to hide
From myself
I am living a lie
I am not who I used to be
Don't you see?
You are the only thing I live for
The only thing I love
And that must stop.
I have no life
And I must not die
Not for you
Nor for anybody
Not even for me
I am going to live
And I am going to get through this
I am not a liar
Yet I am living a lie.

I shall live
With or without you
I am pushing you away 
Because I don't know what else to do
I love you
Of course
And someday you'll know
Because I'll tell you
I am the only one that can tell you
Because I am the only one that knows
I am in love
For the first time in my life
And I shall not have my heart broken
By a man I've never met
I shall live
And not a lie
And I will not die!
For any man
Or any person
Not for me
Not for you.
And I'm going to leave you with three last words.
Keep them with you
And say them to yourself when you awake
Say them when you climb into bed
Whenever you become lonely
Say them in your head
And here are your words.
The first and last thing that I will ever say to you:
You are loved.

They say elves are beautiful
You are no exception

Your hair is long with
a hint of golden sunshine
your eyes are of the blue of the sky
face as fare and beautiful as an angles
hands swift and shoor with bow and knife
step light and smooth as a river over flat stones
and voice as sweet and calming as the voice of the most beatiful song bird

You are the Prince of Mirkwood
Legolas Greenleaf
Son of Thranduil
King of the Woodland Realm

You carry your bow and arrows with
you when you arive and leave Rivendel
with your two bone handled knifes

And Prince of Mirkwood long under tree
In joy thou hast lived.  Beware of the Sea!
If thou hearest the cry of the gull on the shore.
Thy heart shall rest in the forest no more.

So Prince of Mirkwood
You are beautiful and true
And knowmatter were you are I will forever love you

note: I'm not much of a poem/song writer. But its 9:32 am and im bored so what the hell,right? by the way..it doesnt rhyme
__________________________________
I'm sitting over here
knowing i'll never meet him
he doesn't know i exist.
I could care less
because not many people know I do anyways
I'll never get to touch him
because he's too far out of reach
I'll never get to kiss him
because my boyfriend would get mad
i'll never get to cuddle with him
because i don't think he'd be intrested
I'll never get to marry him
because my mom wont approve
I'll never get to have his kids
cuz that would be concidered rape
All i'm forced to do
is to dream
and in that dream
all of those..come true

Every Night I look at him
looking o' so fine
every now and then i think i know him all the time
b4 he did movies I saw in a show
That is when I saw OB look O' so fine
Chorus:
Everybody rejice in the name Of OB
He is mighty fine you see
he is all i need
Everybody rejice inded
Cause we all love OB
Everybody say it loud
I know We love thee!

OB is so sweet I can resight him all my rymes
I know all about even secret thoughts
no im not his stalker i dont go far at dark
Chorus:
I love him so sweet I just want to meet him cause I love him O' so sweet!

Unlike most people, I am not obsessed with Orlando Bloom. Yes, I like him, and yes, he is hot but I have other things on my mind. Anyway, I like writing poetry so I figured I'd submit a poem.

In the morning
of a new day
all thoughts of pain
just drift away

God will cast
a shining new light
The earth will win
it's prolonging fight

We are all blessed
in our own way
we have the strength to live
yet another day

just open your eyes
and open your heart
we all may find
a place to start

Believe in faith
believe in hope
believe that we've already
started to cope

trust yourself
trust your love
trust in freedom
it comes from above

angels look down
and what do they see
terror and chaos
the souls that flee

the sun has come up
open your eyes
wake up to a world
where nobody cries

o.r.l.a.n.d.o    (to the tune of p.diddys song 'the d the i  the d ......ect)

the O
the R
the L
the A
the N
the D
the O
its orli ..... its orli

Just one kiss to make you miss me, So hard to give it up not one thing gives you luck but that one kiss remains a scar forever never letting you go for another a spell to make you love me forever to know that life is hard love is easy but when I leave you your life sinks you want me back through rough times and bad you will never let go you are my angel my only.

Maybe your scar that is left when he went away, Your father loves you but he will always stay, Your past at 4 will never go away, He loves you and its all rite your mamma`s here, she`ll hold you tight, Your mamma is crying she never wants to let you go to her she is lonely even when your there maybe she just dosent care she does want you to live a life. She is afraid you will go like your father stole her love away.

Remember the first day when I saw your face
remember the first day when you smiled at me
you stepped to me and then you said to me
I was the woman you dreamed about
remember the first day when you called my house
remember the first day when you took me out
we had butterflies although we tried to hide
and we both had a beautiful night

The way we held each others hand
the way we talked the way we laughed
it felt so good to find true love
I knew right then and there you were the one

I know that he loves me cause he told me so
I know that he loves me cause his feelings show
when he stares at me you see he cares for me
you see how he is so deep in love
I know that he loves me cause its obvious
I know that he loves me cause it's me he trusts
and he's missing me if he's not kissing me
and when he looks at me his brown eyes tells his soul

Remember the first day, the first day we kissed
remember the first day we had an argument
we apologized and then we compromised
and we haven't argued since
remember the first day we stopped playing games
remember the first day you fell in love with me
it felt so good for you to say those words
cause I felt the same way too

The way we held each others hand
the way we talked the way we laughed
it felt so good to fall in love
and I knew right then and there you were the one

I know that he loves me cause he told me so
I know that he loves me cause his feelings show
when he stares at me you see that he cares for me
you see how he is so deep in love
I know that he loves me cause its obvious
I know that he loves me cause it's me he trusts
and he's missing me if he's not kissing me
and when he looks at me his brown eyes tells his soul

I'm so happy so happy that you're in my life
and baby now that you're a part of me
you showed me
showed me the true meaning of love
and i know he loves me

I know that he loves me cause he told me so
I know that he loves me cause his feelings show
when he stares at me you see he cares for me
you see how he is so deep in love
I know that he loves me cause its obvious
I know that he loves me cause it's me he trusts
and he's missing me if he's not kissing me
and when he looks at me his brown eyes tell his soul

He looks at me and his brown eyes tell his soul

Heroes used to rest here, after the war faded
they'd come back to their family
I know they want to come home
and it's the men of honor
I gave my trust and my love

God, free me from this mess
don't you know what I posses, inside
I've risked lives to be Here with my family
Lord, help me through it
I can't forget any minutte
Because I risked my life to be
Here with my family

Tears, they starts to flow
embarrised to kill, but I knew that you had to go
a helpless face in the crowd
Screaming my name out loud
"Oh, my God"

So much pain just a lack of love
So many dies in this endless war
Seeling faith and trust
How can I prevent hate tearing up my heart

I know they want to go home
and it's the men of honor
I gave my trust and my love
(right here with my family)

........................my love

I was feeling low today (11/dec/2002, premiere in london which I couldn't go to)
and the hobbit song was in my head, and the boy choir version on the credits is called 'in dreams'.
So I wrote this, about Orli of course.

When I sit and think of you,
For a time the world lights up for me.
If I close my eyes and dream,
I can lie in your arms...

What is keeping me away?
What is keeping me in silence?
In dreams I wish to stay,
Where the Sea is gone and I am home with you.

Will I dwell always in dreams?
Will I stay here in home sweet home?
Or may I reach my wished life?
May I meet you, see your face?

         .... In dreams......

When I look in the blue skies,
I'm seeing your eyes.
Oh,how they're intense and beautiful,
just like how you're wonderful.
And you are.

OBlicious, is what you are,
and you don't need to show it,
because you're a movie star!

OBsession, is what I have for you,
because I know it,
and I'm glad I have that thing for you.

CHORUS:
I have followed you through everything
Even when you fell
And I have given up my life for you
But I love you more than you love me
But I just gotta love you

I've felt so alone for such a long time
Drowned my desires in Kings and red wine
But then you came along, I knew I had to love you
even though I'm far away, even though I can't reach you
I look up to you just love you and everything you do
When I see your face I go crazy and faint
You just take away all my  pain
But you're unreachable and untouchable, but I support you, baby
I love your smile and I can't wait to see you, maybe

I gave you all my love, 'cause you give me everything
I gave you all my time, all the joy you bring
I gave you all I had, you make my heart sing
I can't grasp your beauty

CHORUS:

Cause I love him more, more than you can really know
I long to see his face
Cause I love hime more, more than you really can know
I can't stand it
I love him more

Disclaimer:
I am twenty-eight years old, and when I was younder I used to get very painful and intense crushes on movie stars.  I had thought all that was behind me, but the discovery of Orlando has caused me to swoon all over again...  I'm searching for pictures and information of him and dreaming of him in my spare time--and just the other day I heard Enya's "May It Be" on the radio and thought of Orli and cried softly.  What is it about him that inspires this?  I found this incredible site and am so glad that I'm not the only female reduced to poetry and helpless daydreaming over his haunting beauty.  Here's a poem I wrote that was inspired by that oh-so-lovely photo of Orli in a black shirt with his thumb in his mouth (I'm sure everyone knows which one I'm talking about)--which, by the way, I've put on my computer's desktop to stare upon hungrily:

Ode to Orlando

The crystalline lands of thy heavy eyes
Which roll outwards in whispered breath
Slice jagged canyons across my heart,
Form pools of tears in palm-hollowed and trembling hands

Such need that swirls
Swollen within the woman's deep and innermost cavern
The pulsation of her blood at the mere sight of thee
--A boy drenched in flawless beauty
Whose face reflects moonlight and a hunger
So deep
So haunted
So innate, too restless to be born

A cry wrenched from parted lips and a moan at dusk
The fevered caress of a softened ache
Man and woman joined in a hushed rhythm of gentle ferocity
The honeyed sweetness of a simple tongue's kiss
--Such visions and yearning aroused by thee
By the mere sight of thee
A modern Adonis with sensual, so enviable
Thumb upon his lips


Take care, everyone, and keep this site going!

It started all one night
I got a terrible fright
Instead of Orlando being in my dream
It was the discusting Sean Bean!

(i made this up in class 2day)

With eyes of gleaming ocean blue
Your bow and arrow fight for what is true
Tall and slender, strong and proud
Gifts to others you have endowed
Twinkling stars rest in your face
Blessing all you see with beauty and grace
Devoting you heart to things of the Earth
You bestow upon life gifts of joy and mirth

Orlie, orlie, O!! Hot, hot baby!!

Orlie, Orlie, O!! Hot, hot baby!!

Orlie, Orlie, O!! Hot, hot baby!!

And ya'll know it'z true!!!!

You are tall and handsome as it seems,
as I see you in my dreams.
You are cute and slent and nice,
and when I see you, I melt like ice.
You are bold, and yet bright,
and when I see you I can't think right.
This is how it seems,
when I see you in my dreams.
And when I have to wake,
it's the pressure I just can't take.

He has long blond hair and big brown eyes
He shoots his arrows across the skies
He's very strong, tall, and lean
With eyes that are ever so keen
He's so gentle and kind
With a very sharp mind
He stole my heart from the very first glance
And I knew I never had a chance
This had happened to others in the past
I was under the spell of Legolas
But this time it was different from those before
I could tell that I loved him, with a love so pure
But little did I know that in his heart
He himself loved me from the very start
Our love grew stronger each time we were together
And when we were apart the time seemed like forever
I would give my life for his and he'd do the same for mine
We knew that we would be together until the end of time
Some thought our love was just a hoax
Others knew it was not a joke
For legend said that two elves would fall
Into the truest and purest love of all
Our love was much truer and purer than any ever
We knew it was destiny for us to be together.

Frodo the hobbit spoke out,
"I'll go but without a doubt
I'll need help from some of you
If there is anything you can do."
Legolas the elf said, "You have my bow."
Gandalf the wizard said, "All that I know
Is yours if you need it for anything
To finish the quest and destroy the ring."
Three hobbit friends joined in this too,
"You have our loyalty and we'll stick by you."
"You have my axe," said Gimli the dwarf
"I'll stay by your side," Boromir swore
"And you have my sword, my friend," said Aragorn
And so the Fellowship of the Ring was born.

Remember me in all your dreams,
When fear and night take hold.
For I will take away your fears,
And keep you from the cold.
Cause before we reached those darkened gates,
I did not let fear take hold.

Remember me as your good friend,
I've tried to make you smile,
And even when your hope was lost,
I still walked with you those miles.
It's finally here the journey's end,
And we both wear a smile.

Remember me throughout your life,
And keep me in your heart.
For ever will I be with you,
Though we may be apart.

Remeber me when I am gone,
I'll always be around.
Cause we've passed through those darkened gates,
And I'll never let you down.


This is similar to a poem by Susan Ongirski, but I did write this on my own. It's not about Legolas or Orlando, but he was in the movie and that's what it is about. It's suppose to represent how Sam feels after him and Frodo pass through the gates of Mordor. I just thought some other fans of Orli might also be fans of the film that introduced him to us. I hope some people enjoy my poems. Happy dreaming!

The wisdom of ages, shines in your eyes
but they are still bright and clear.
How can this be?
After watching brother cut down brother
and evil consume the land.
you yearn for Good, for truth
and above all else,
for love.

You see the beauty of Nature,
and it whispers its secrets to you
like a mother caressing her newborn
you alone, care nothing for the materialistic
but only for the sacred things in life
you care for good, for truth
and above all else you care for
love.

A prince among beings
you fight with a pure heart,
and more then anything.
I wish it was possible that I could be with you,
two kindred souls, joined together as one
One soul fighting for good
and truth
and above all else
love.

On silent feet so silv'ry hued,
The Prince of Mirkwood dances.
And to the ballad so caref'ly mused,
The Greenleaf in joy prances.

Beyond the meadow, past the hall,
Under moon and tall tree fair,
Singing softly, standing tall,
The Greenleaf resideth there.

On horseback rideth the Greenleaf sure,
as messenger for the king.
To the halls of Riv'ndell most pure,
Ill tidings dost he bring.

"Gollum foul escaped!" cries he,
"Our kindness was far too strong."
His face contorts with qualms that be
for his comely people's wrong.

But later yet, as day draws on,
the Greenleaf does now see,
In himself, a princely elf,
a hero epitome.

A quest there is, a noble one,
to destroy evil for good.
When asked who shall unmake the One,
The Greenleaf declares he would.

The Greenleaf departs from Rivendell,
leaving all that he once knew,
To march straight into the dark Hell,
For a heart and purpose true.

The company struggles ever on
To the land so stained with black.
And though the battle's far from won,
Hope the Greenleaf does not lack.

With flashing sword and singing bow,
The present becomes the past.
And the Greenleaf does well know,
He shall prevail in the last.

And the road is trodden, adventures had,
New insights along the way.
And Greenleaf in L'rien is clad
In subtle greenish-grey.

The sun does rise, the moon does fall,
And starlight does still shine.
But for the wooded Mirkwood Hall,
The Greenleaf does now pine.

But ever do journey on,
on to greater things.
Bittersweet is Greenleaf's song.
Of the affairs of rings.

And future and past mesh into one,
The sky both Night and Day do fill.
But when all is said and done,
The Greenleaf dwelleth still.

His shining brown hair, His sparkling brown eyes,
So beautiful and fair, An angel that tells no lies.

His amazing smile, His fabulous touch,
His wild hairstyles, Girls love him very much.

His enchanting voice, His cute accent,
His heart of rejoice, His beautiful scent.

His humorous ways, His handsome face,
His tempting gaze, Traveling from place to place.

Everything about him is amazing true,
Orli *~I Love You~*

My friend, Matt, made this up one day and gave it to me lol.

Orlando Bloom loves Erin Campbell
Without her he'd be in shambles
Orli, Orli, Orlando Bloom
If you ever married another
that girl would meet her doom
Erin Campbell loves Orlando Bloom

You're the one I look to
The one I need
The one I'll always love
You're the one who puts a smile on my face
The one who'll keep this world turning
The one I'll never forget
You're the One

The melody; Heartbreaker by Mariah Carey

Oh, you look so good I don't wanna let go
and although I should I can't leave you alone
Cause you're so damn sexy I'm caught up in the dream of you and I on the mix 2nite

Boy if I do, the things you want me to, the way you want me to
Could you give me a little ride away to paradise
when we can melt into one

Orlando, you get the best of me, you just keep on puppin' oh so perfectly, So why don't you come with me on a ride
You should know right from the start, We'll never b apart

bloomy oh bloomy oh where can you be? i thought i had left you in my tall trunky tree, oh bloomy bloomy where are you now? for me for you i love so from me your love Dazza

Love is a game
behind your heart
there is no pain
just no tart

Love to me
what can i say
true to be
you cant pay

there is that thing
try to be cool
dont hear that ping
dont try to pull

Love is a game
Like a dove
dont feel the pain
feel the love

By felicity todd (dont ask me why i wrote this poem cus its rubbish!)

Lasto beth nin, lasto beth nin
Ever will I say it
Because I know he won't 'hear my voice.'

Reduced to pacing, writing..
Some action will do.
Listeneing to Blurry, Hearing the relevent words.
Reading previous poems of him
Desperate... That's what I am
Driven crazy by myself.
Lasto beth nin, lasto beth nin...

(Not completely related to Orlando, but Thranduil is legolas' father.)

Dull tiles and square buildings
Crude words - in bothmeanings
Hostile people.... people with eyes
flaming ones would be kinder
A lack of green'ry, a lack of love
My own people are alien, and alienating
There are few who are like to me
There are few who like me...
But on eagle wings I could escape.

Gwaihir, take me to Middle-Earth
Where I'm allowed to be different.
Thranduil, allow me to live on your land
Where I can be strong.

I know, though; I'm dreaming.
Just let me be;
And let me eat lembas.

Is maith liom fear ard
Thit mé i ngrá.
Ní dhéanfaidh mé dearmad é go deo na ndeor
'gus ní dheanfaidh mé dearmad a shiúil donn.

(Look I'm only semi fluent. Here follows the english and phoenetics.)

I like a tall man
I fell in love.
I'll never forget him to the end of my days
and I'll never forget his brown eyes.

iss mah lum far or-d
hit may ing-raw
knee yane-hig may dar-mad ay guh deo nah nor
gus knee yane-hig may dar-mad a he-ool down.

Orli rox
Orli rox
Everybody look at your sox!

°*Orli rox my sox*°

Who are you, Stranger?
Why do you intrigue me so?
Why do you come to me and so quickly go?
When I see you, my heart beats so quickly that the world is too slow
Who are you, Stranger?
Why do I desire you so?

Love - dedicated to O.B

"Love is like the first day of spring,
when the shine shines
and the breeze blows the dafodils.
You know it won't last,
but you indulge in every second."

This is dedicated to Billy Boyd cos he's sweet and scottish and Danni my best mate ever and Anna-Marie my other best mate evER!

Wherever you are, whatever U do
I'll always be there watching U.
when your in the shower, I'll pass you the soap,
when you are undressing your panties I'll grope,
when you go to bed, I'll watch you sleep,
under your duvet I shall creep
I'll follow you down to the shops and back
I'll be hidden inside the potato sack,
I'm am your stalker U'd better beware,
cos I wanna take you back to my lair!

ok that was a pants last line.

Legolas iz cute
Legolas iz fine
Legolas iz the fellowship of 9
He has a bow, long silky hair
Eyes that are dreamy, they will make you stare
He wears awesome clothes, has a sense of style
And everyone can back off, cause he iz MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, the third verse is REALLY CORNY, but its all i could come up with!

If I could have wings, Orlando,
I'd fly to where you are.
To be with you, I would walk,
Even though you are very far.

Your eyes I love, they seem to
pierce my very heart and see my soul.
Their colour- hazel gold-
The eyes of an innocent foal.

I love your hands, graceful and gentle.
I long for them to stroke my face and feed me lentil after lentil.

Your smile- lights up the room,
It lifts me up and takes away all my gloom.

When I think of you, Orlando,
My heart skips a beat.
I cant help but smile-
in winter snow or summer heat.

Your everything i hope for,
Everything i dream.
You hold my whole world in your hands- it may seem.

For your happiness and well-being,
I would give up everything.

But try to understand this-
Every word i say is true.
In life or death i will never love someone
as much as i love you.

Orlando Bloom

You make the room bloom. Your sweetness fills up my room.
You take away the darkness and bring in the light. 

Orlando: a fighter, a lover, an elf.

Know wonder I collect pictures of you for myself.
I think or feel you are here in the library, but it wouldn't be right. You're partying all night.

Your off doing magazines, photos, and movies. So, I bet you don't have time for me.

You shoot an arrow from a far, you make it sing like 10 harps.  It kills orcs when they are in your way. You just have an athletic day! 

I think you might kiss like I never felt.
But, I never kissed a boy yet myself.

So see you in my dreams and maybe for real.
You are knight in armor of steal.

IM his fan, hes the manly - man
and whatever i can do - if i only can
ill wait in the line - hold up a sign
your the one for me because thats how ill be

This is just the chorus, but I'm working on it.

Jingle Bells, Orli smells, really good that is.
I think it's sad that I'm obsessed like mad, but I'm not the only one, Hey!

hello tim, hello tim, hello tim, goodbye tim.
HELLO ORLANDO rrrrRRRRRrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i would do anything to meet u
i would do anything to be with you
i would spend all mai HARD EARNED CASH for u
i would kill that damn shark for u
i would bust those guards to get a pic
i would push those gurls to kiss u
i would do anything to be by u............

HELLO LONDON!!!!!!!!!!
thank you, thank you, thank you very much <elvis style>

I LUV U ORLANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Love is beautiful love is true. Love is how i fell for you....

a poem to Orlando From Emma in sweden.

Is anyone there i call to myself, trying so hard to catch my breath. I need to wake up from this crazy dream, damn wake up if you know what i mean. I had the craziest dream but it seemed so real i tried to dream longer to find out he deal. He was fine as hell but i just sot there and dwelled because he was soo fine and i day dreamed of him all the time. So i just sot there and looked, but then i was shooked by the boy of my dreams! What does this mean? Was i dreaming or was it real but anyways i woke up so i gots to find out the deal! Time to be forreal!!!!!!!

Tall, fine, sexy in the face, I think i see love in this place. I reach down to tie my lace and then i stood up and we were standing face to face. All girls hit me to see if I'm dreaming, if i take him home my name he'll be screaming cause without him love wouldn't have no meaning dang boy you got me feaming. I need that man he's got to be mine so i'm a get him before i run out of time. He'll be mine watch and see i'll get him before you can count to three. That man is hot, that man is fine, Oh did i forget to tell you that that man is mine! Orli gurl to rock your world!

(You may say this is not a poem, but poems don't have to rhyme or take the piss.)


I never knew I could be this sad
  To be obsessive over a film star.
"When I'm 20, he'll be 31,
That's ok, I won't mind."
Looking into those deep brown eyes
   Sends pain spikes and warmth into my heart.

I scrabble to find a way to talk to him,
But I'll only be another number one fan...
He is I want to be; want to be with.
But the world isolates him from me.

I pant; shake; glance quickly, side to side-
There has to be a way through this force field
The age gap, security gap, gender gap, Irish sea.
Hands in his pockets, smile on his lips and in his eyes...
I'm not obsessed about the technophobic 25 year old capricorn, am I?

HEAR ME..... see me..... need you...............

They are so close together
But still, so far apart.
A thousand year curse
still in existence
A love forbidden to be
Two hearts linked in
     eternal bliss
One shall die protecting another,
While the other shall fall from his
               suffering heart
Together in life no more
     Together in eternal bliss
                         forever more.

*this is an exert from one of my short stories -Unfulfilled
      Luv Ya,
            Razzie

this was not writen by me But I facy you lot would like it. Cheers to Han and Rach!

Merry's in the kitchen, Gimli's in the hall. the ballrog is upstairs burning down the walls. Lurtz is nearly dead, the carpets turning red. It's cause he was stalking Frodo so Sam chopped off his head.
Jingle Bells moria smells striders still not king. oh what fun it would be if Denathor had the one ring. oh jingle roast sarumans toast, pippin likes to eat. I wonder how much time is left till this song is complete.
gollums in the basement, saurons taking over the world. Legolas is screaming help I'm being chased by screaming fan girls. Pippin ate all the turkey, Ev'ryone is angry and now he's washing dishes for being a bad boy.
jingle jive gandalf's alive Elrond has cool eyebrows. bombadil was an idiot but no one cared anyhow. oh jingle jime i cant quite rhyme ents are very slow. Bill the pony is a horse and Boromir .. uh.. is dead I told you i can't rhyme.

Orlando~

A dream in daylight,
or a fantasy in flesh.
Orlando, or elf-
just his sight can refresh.
He's bold and beautiful,
yet fine and fair.
That loveable Orli!
Brown curls and blonde hair.
Legolas- beautiful and deadly,
with such Elven Grace!
He wears power and pleasure,
upon his sweet face.
Orlando- in my dreams,
you speak to me,
tell me you think
we're meant to be.
And although unrealistic,
Loyal I will stay,
I'll love you forever,
My love not to sway.

your nose is as long as an elephant's snout,
and that's why i luv u.
ur hair is as stringy as rats tails
ur chest is as muscly as a peanut
ur feet r as beautiful as a piece of cheese
i do luv cheese.
i hav admired you since the days of old,
when the young boy of myself found out that i was 'different'.
u stood by me,
and now i will stand by u.

ps please recite in a high voice

NOTE: This is a parody of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer", so the song is not mine.

Me, I got so taken with Legolas
Four days before Orli’s birthday eve
You could say there’s not much love at first sight
But as for all us fangirls, we believe!

I’d been drinking too much water
I begged myself not to go
‘Cos I just might miss a moment
Of that charming Legolas Elf (Orlando!)

When we finally left the theatre
Took me days long to come to
Then I realised that I had one
One big, big, big, crush on Orlando Bloom!

Me, I got so taken with Orlando
He’s an actor, so incredible
You could say there’s no such thing as fortune
I’ll just lunge at you screaming “INFIDEL!”*

School starts and I meet my school friend
Crushing on Orli as well
See her just there yelling at me
“Hey, he’s mine!”
Well, I just say he’s mine as well!

It’s just not the same ever since then
I’ve just been totally obsessed
And I just can’t help but wonder
What would I dream if I just took a little rest? (Some more rest!)

Then I started writing romance fanfic
Wishing that the Elf-girl, it was me
You could say there’s no Asians in M. Earth
But because I am Asian, I believe!

Orli pics are in their hundreds
Movies number nearly ten (count ‘em!)
Now what all I wish right now is
He would come on down to Sydney once again!

I’ve nagged all my friends and neighbours
Get “Two Towers” off the shelf!
Watching the movie, I’ll point out
“Hey, yeah, I’ve got a crush on that blonde-haired Elf!”

Hopefully they won’t think that I’m crazy
Just like other friends already do
I’m already insane in all their eyes
And it’s a common thing with me and you!

SING IT, FANGIRLS!!!

We fangirls are in love with Orlando
This is our anthem we wanna sing
We can’t think of anything else to say
So now let’s go and watch Lord of the Rings!


*Infidel – An unbeliever

When I met you I thought I'd faint
But I didn't and I looked at you
It felt like my face were covered with red paint
And I didn't know what to do

You looked at me and told me something
You said that it was alright
And whispering you started to sing
It sounded like a the ones you hear at night

You gave me a hug and took my hand
My heart was beating so hard
You talked about my talent and
That you thought I would get an award

We walked against the lonely bay
And you asked about next time we'd meet
We walked on the beach in the late of May
And felt the sand under our feet

We saw the sunset, yellow and red
We felt the mighty stream
Then I woke up in my bed
And realize that this was just a wonderful dream

But I don't care if dreams aren't real
Or if the world would continue in gloom
My world will always shine when I feel
That you watch me somehow, my dear Orlando Bloom

//Hugs and kisses from me, Orli's greatest fan!! I LOVE YOU, MY ORLI!!

There is a kingdom
beyond dreams and imagination
A gate to the unknown
built on a weak foundation

Once you have entered
the Gate to this land
Beware where you step
it's built on quicksand

This peculiar Kingdom
has a castle built in the air
It makes dreams come true
but has a lethal atmosphere

The Queen of this castle
has a heart made of ice
Once you have kissed her hand
you must pay a fatal price

She is surrounded by guards
Pawns willing to draw the knife
She has already killed the King
and thirst for taking your life

Her kingdom is a chessboard
and you are a part of the game
Her moves are very determined
she makes them without shame

And once you have been checkmate
You will be slaughtered and torn apart
You have been conquered
by the Queen without a heart...

This is pretty random- i came up with it in RE (shows how boring that is!!)This is dedicated to Orli himself and my bestest bud Robyn aka Tidien.

One fine day in Mirkwood
Legolas the elf was nancing along
He was so happy and felt so good
That he sang the following song:
'Hi Ho, to be a merry elf
To sit on the shelf
And be a merry elf...'
He carried on singing
And what did he see
But a fair elf maiden following
Following he
Her name was Eowadia
The fairest elf known
And with her came Tidien
Who was never alone.
They met and they spake
And sang 'fol de la ree'
And that night they had fun
In a mass elf orgy!

Emerald leaf,
Prize of Mirkwood,
Fair is thine vis'ge,
Proud is thine brow.

Sleep softly now,   
Prince of Mirkwood
Dusk creeps slow.
Night is now come.

Twilight fadeth.
The fire burn'th.
The morn anew
Is yet to come.

In the deep folds
Of nightfall, the
Elf majestic
Rests peacefully.   

When dawn spreadth
Her embrace on Earth,
Green Leaf comely,
Thou shalt arise.

But the present,
Silent, placid,
Brings rest deserved.
Emerald leaf,
Rest now ere day.

orlando bloom
that oh so lush
orlando bloom
he's got style
nd he's got class
nd have you seen
his way cute
ASS

All my thoughts are of him,
my mind knows it cannot win,
It knows the thoughts wont change
As if, somehow, they are chained

All I see Is his dazzling smile,
Even though it took me a while,
To drink in his addictive beauty,
And I found out he is a cutey!

His name replays on my mind
And if I look deep inside
I will find I am in love
Floating up, up and above

His shining brown hair, His sparkling brown eyes,
So beautiful and fair, An angel that tells no lies.

His amazing smile, His fabulous touch,
His wild hairstyles, Girls love him very much.

His enchanting voice, His cute accent,
His heart of rejoice, His beautiful scent.

His humorous ways, His handsome face,
His tempting gaze, Traveling from place to place.

Everything about him is amazing true,
All I want to him is; I love you,Orlando Bloom.

Orli,
Forever in my heart and memory.

long blonde hair
swings in the little night wind
a strand trails back to my mouth
as i sit behind you
in the moon colored horse of dreams
your voice rumbles through me filling me with love
i need you
you make me feel like me
not some imposter

i want to run with you
through tall green grass misty with dew.
i want to see you just smile
with pure happiness
is it love?

a gentle breeze
and you dissolve like smoke
driftin high to the clouds
back to the real world
back to the real world

Leggy
Blonde
Tall
Strong
Where does ur heart belong
With orli
He's the fittest guy
With orli
coz he's bloody fly
sezy
blond
cool
long
to you OB our hearts belong
with Leggy
He's fit
with leggy
no sh*t
wiv u hunny my heart belongs

"My smile hides secrets so deep.
Of promises that will never be
I may be gone
Though in your heart
I'm still near.

Namárië,
Legolas Greenleaf"

Elves are fair,
Fair as the night sky,
The night sky as the Havens,
Havens have the lose spirits
of Earth.

Sitting in class,
on a Monday morning.
I'm thinking of you,
I'm visualizing you.
I can almost feel you,
I can almost smell you.
I can almost see you
walking through the door.
You come and take my hand,
Guide me out of school,
To some distant land.
On the way there,
we pick up my best friend.
She loves you, too.
Together we both dream of you,
think of you,
write to you,
sing to you.
Finally we get to be with you,
Spend all day with you.
You don't even realize,
how long we have longed for this,
wished for this,
prayed for this.
You're holding us close.
Our hearts are melting inside.
I still can't believe,
This day has finally come.
Do I really deserve this?
Do I really deserve you?
I believe I do.
I have spent months, days, hours,
Dedicating my free time to you,
researching you,
looking at you,
discovering you.
But you don't even know me.
So tell me why?
Why have you chosen my friend and me?
Yes, we love you.
But do you love us?
You're so dayum (lol) wonderful,
It doesn't seem like it really matters.
We live for you, Orlando Bloom.
You are a huge part of us.
And yet,
you only think of us
as some crazed fangirls getting lucky.
But oh! If you only knew,
How much you really mean to us.

The bell rings,
And my dream is slaughtered.
It was just a simple daydream,
But it seemed so real.
I think of my friend,
And she is probably doing the same thing,
Daydreaming of Orlando,
wanting him,
needing him,
being interrupted by the bell,
letting go of the dream.
But not forever, of course.
Just until next period,
When we have time,
We will dream of you again.
Because we truly love you.
Deny it if you wish,
But we will still wait.
Maybe even a lifetime,
For our one dream,
to come true.

A small poem dedicated to Orli.

My friends say I'm crazy
They say that im strange
They tell me ever since i met you i've change
It mUst have been true
Out of my wit to do enything for you
And I want you to know
That I've gottin' so close
I need you to tell me it's love
Because you and I can't afford to waste time
When it's love that's on the line

Every second,every minute,every day,it's you that i've been thinkin' of
Every day every week every month every year it's you i want to be in love

This is a short poem I wrote for Orlando one night.

Orlando Bloom

I see you on the movie screen
I watch you in my home
Of you I like to dream
With the images I'm not alone

I could be your princess
Of far off Mirkwood
I could be your princess
My Lord of the Rings Robin Hood

You've pierced my heart
With your love arrow
From you I'll never part
To you I owe

You are my love
My one desire
You came from above
To set my heart a fire

With eye's of sparkling brown
with hair of a flying raven
you come into our lives like a suprise and turn our hearts heaven.

Your beautiful smile
Your laugh thats like music
no one could have imagined that you were created .

You are always happy and never alone
you will never be forgotten.
For who knows what the future brings
maybe  more will be discovered.

You have a talent like no other
for the sun will shine on you for years until you discover that the choice you made to become an actor will never be thrown away for your gift is precious and will live on forever.

This is taken from a song by Daniel Beddingfield.

I dont wanna run away but I cant take it I dont understand if im not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am? Is there anyway that i could stay in your arms?

Cause ive missed you body and soul so strong that it takes my breath away and I breathe you into my heart and pray for the chance to stand today cause I love you whether its wrong or right and tho I cant be with you tonight you know my heart is by your side.

DISCLAIMER: This is a parody of the Festival Song, which is by Good Charlotte.

Don’t care about a thing today
I used to, but I’m fed up
“An Orli crush ain’t wrong,” I say
Though my friend sticks her nose up

I crush on all those celeb guys
My friend says I should check my eyes
Can’t resist Leggy’s deep blue eyes
Couldn’t help even if I tried

So tonight, I’ll go online tonight
I don’t want a doctor guy
But I’ll check out Orli’s sites
Whenever I’m going on the line tonight

Parents always tell me not to waste my time
To meet a “real” guy and get back in line
But what’s wrong with having just a crush or two?
Even if it is on Orlando Bloom?

Might never be celebrity
But if you leave it up to me
Might end up in the industry
You said there was no chance for me

But tonight, that’s right, I’m on tonight
Gonna prove myself tonight
Now I don’t need no 9 to 5
Because I’m taking every single chance in life

Your future’s your future
My future’s my future
Your future’s your future
I control my future…

It's just a short poem, soemthing from one of my fanfics.In that Legolas sings it :)

One Light

A long ago, in distant memory,
I searched, and kept searching for
that one light,hoping I will catch
even just a glimpse,

Oh, how much I longed for,
can there be such a light
I am looking for?
My salvation and my light.

I still search for that one light,
To live in the bliss the light will bring,
I will search forever,
flying through endless time,
grasping even a piece of the light
left behind
I keep searching for,
One day I will find it..
One day...

This is a dedication for Orlando not Legolas O_O;;

Just being a fan,

It all started,
just like others,
seeing those eyes
that melted one's heart,
voice that will hush
the Heaven,
a smile of delight,

You seem to take it in
one stride,
watching the world,
bow to you,
yet so delighting in
everything you have.

A heart flutters,
It may pace quicker,
just watching
was simple enough,
seeing you delight
in the world,

When those voice grace
the world,
even the stars
will listen,
and the trees will
whisper to each other.

Just being a fan,
watching from distance
striding that path,
so many walked before.

Thine eyes are stars, and thine reflection,
fair, and does pierce me like a dart,
Thine hair is gold, and thine complexion,
Pure as thine eyes, and pure as thine heart.

Thy birth is higher, more than mine,
And I would give all just for thee.
Thou art so fair, and I am thine,
Legolas, long under tree.

O pass over sea, my lord so true,
O pass over sea my cherished,
Pass over sea, and I follow you,
If not, then I should perish.

Why are you sad, my Elven-lord?
Why do you cry, my precious?
Why do you speak such grievous words?
Your face, it seems so anxious.

So gentle fall the waves upon
The sunned and golden shore,
But if he hears the gulls, my lord,
will dwell with me no more. 

Hey people, I wrote this for an OB fanfiction I did over at MITM, but lots of people liked it there so I thought I'd share it with you all. I think you could apply it to many situations besides the obvious. :) BTW its copyrighted so don't even think of reproducing without my permission. :) Amelie

Longing

The air about me stills tonight
Stars gaze down with flickering light
Smug, secure in their immortal cavity
Fully indifferent to Mortal depravity
I ponder their impossible height

And you! A star yourself may be
Whose image surrounds me like potpourri
Yet Time and Gravity and Space prevail
And though your Light may never fail
I know they keep your eye from me.

Still clouds roll on, still seasons change
My heart shall always rearrange
What love it is that clenches hold
And grieve my mind and soul untold
Until I fall apart, estranged.

And now this fire, slow to start
This Longing, Numbing, Darkness of Heart
Has crept in, unbidden, and swallowed me Whole
Consuming my tender, aching soul
Shall fire and I never part?

As the guilty sun goes down
The darkness covers all around
Except those Stars, which pierce it through
But sadly for me, that Light is you
And your life means death, drowning.

This secret damnation is all I'll know
Smiling and weeping that Clock ticks so slow
The puppets around me all living in masks
While I hide my madness in mundane tasks,
and Day seeming ever more hollow.

And what to do of this glorious mess,
A solution be found in this futile quest?
To feel your longing with deep eyes and touch
Can't this damned Universe grant me that much
Can it not sense my soul’s distress?

Nay, this is all that God will foretell:
That we will not intersect, but parallel
Strange that one Earth will us both abide
But you have flown to your place in the sky
While I, firmly grounded should dwell.

Yet long as Orion strings his bow
Despair shall Hope always overthrow
And long as the Ursa pours out her ladle
Your happiness I will tenderly cradle
Awaiting my own passing, sweet and slow.

Clear blue eyes, pointed ears
Cascading, long, blonde hair
Light-footed and swift as the wind

As arrows fly,
lethal to all enemies is he
Piercing like ice,
when the elvish sword is in hand

Forest prince
Galloping in and out of the trees,
on the finest horse
Lightly the hooves fall

Fair was the face
of this elven royalty
King Thranduil's son
of Mirkwood Forest in the North

Graceful was he
with each careful step
Hardly leaving a mark
of presence on the ground

Singing harmoniously
with that beautiful elvish voice
It carries through the air,
through the forest with all the others

Disclaimer- I dun own Moulin Rouge.  This twas inspired by Sparkling Diamonds from Moulin Rouge, which I have already said, I didn’t own. It may not rhyme properly but it’s true…no offense to those who love hobbits. <^-^>

The Numenoreans are glad to die for love
They delight in fighting duels
But I prefer an elf who lives…
…Forever

a pretty little halfling may be quite
continental but
Legolas is a girl’s best friend.
A halfling may be grand but he wont save
you from a bunch of orcs
or help you feed your (meow) pussycat
Men grow cold as girls grow old
And they all lose their charms in the end
But blonde haired and point eared
Legolas will save the day
Legolas is a girl’s best friend.
Legolas!
Orlando?
Cause we aren’t living in an elven world but
I am an elven girl.
Figwit? Celeborn?
Talk to me Orlando, tell me all about him!
There may be a time when a lass needs a ranger
But Legolas is a girl’s best friend
There may come a time when
a hard boiled employer thinks you’re
awful obsessed
but get that elf or else no dice
Legolas is a girl’s best friend
Legolas is a girl’s best friend   
Legolas is a girl’s best friend
Cause that’s when those
louses go back to their halflings
Legolas is a girl’s best friend.

DISCLAIMER: I just came up with the idea for this parody. This was inspired by Weird Al Yankovic’s Pretty Fly (For a Jedi)…which started off with “Give it to me, Obi”, so you know why. Orli belongs to himself, LOTR belongs to JRR Tolkien, and Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) belongs to the Offspring.

NOTE: Some parts may not make sense, just to fit with the song.

Give it to me, OB!
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! (3 times)

And all the girlies say he’s pretty fly
(For an Elf guy!)

We know it’s really hard waiting for that premiere
We think our subject’s cool
I’m just walking on the air!
He ain’t that bad an actor, he’s got a great style
And he’s so very hot that we can’t put up denial!

So don’t debate, he’s really great!
We know that other guys just won’t compensate!
In the long blonde hair
He makes us just stare
And when it’s black
Our jaws go slack
He’s the archer guy
Just watch the arrows fly
And hit Orcs in the chest or even in the eye!
We all love Legolas, so
HEY! HEY! Do this little skit!

We try to find more photos
Not enough magazines!
But if LOT-R is mentioned, well, we know what that might mean
I’m flipping through that mag and
Ignoring other stuff
‘Cos next to that Orli poster
Well, that other stuff is fluff!

So don’t debate, he’s really great!
We know that other guys just won’t compensate!
In the long blonde hair
He makes us just stare
And when it’s black
Our jaws go slack
He’s the archer guy
Just watch the arrows fly
And hit Orcs in the chest or even in the eye!
We all love Orlando, so
HEY! HEY! Do this little skit!

Orli’s gotten a tattoo, yeah, it’s an Elvish“9”
And in that Black Hawk Down, yeah, we though the was divine!
We know he’s working real hard and he’s really fit
And it’s not that long ‘til Two Towers movie hits!

Give it to me, OB!
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! (3 times)

And all the girlies say he’s pretty fly
(For an Elf guy!)