Be Still My Heart from Empire Online, August 30, 2002

Attention girls of Britain! You may have cried nightly into your pillow while Orlando Bloom was off filming The Kelly Gang in Australia, but the boy is back and may soon be filming on a set near you.

The former elf begins shooting The Calcium Kid in London this Monday and if you hear the caterwauling of a thousand screaming females, chances are that'll be the reason.

The film stars Bloom as a milkman and amateur boxer who, in an odd twist of fate, ends up in line to fight the world champion in his home town. Boyfriends beware.