And a Bottle Of Eyeliner, Newsweek (US), July 14, 2003
by David Ansen
A look at the new movie ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl’
Jack Sparrow
is one very strange pirate, and thank heaven for that. As Johnny Depp plays him,
with Cockney accent, kohl-blackened eyes and a prancing brio that wouldn’t be
out of place in a Christopher Street parade, he’s by far the best reason to see
“Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.” Depp gave us a glimpse
of his comic finesse in the 1995 “Don Juan DeMarco,” and here—in a Jerry
Bruckheimer-produced high-seas adventure that incorporates roaring cannons,
oddball comedy, a love story and more than a touch of the supernatural—Depp
unleashes his theatrical bravado. He’s hilarious.
SPARROW TEAMS UP with blacksmith Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) to rescue the
beautiful daughter (Keira Knightley) of the governor of Port Royal. She’s been
kidnapped by Sparrow’s pirate nemesis, Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush), who thinks she
can dispel an ancient curse that has turned him and his greedy, grimy crew into
the undead. And so on. “Pirates of the Caribbean” has its ups and downs, but
it’s better than a movie based on a theme-park ride has any right to be. The
screenplay, by Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio, tends to work best in its comic
mode. After a while, the sea battles begin to feel redundant. Director Gore
Verbinski’s fight scenes between the good guys and the ghostly pirate warriors
suffer from the same problem that afflicted “The Matrix Reloaded”: how can you
generate life-or-death suspense with characters who can’t die? Fortunately,
whenever the movie starts to sag, Depp flies to the rescue. It’s a truly
piratical performance: with his flamboyantly fluttering fingers he steals every
scene in the movie.